Devlogs
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36 posts on homelab builds, browser games, self-hosted tools and the occasional expensive mistake.
CoatQuote: So a Contractor Doesn't Have to Guess at Flake Ratios in Their Truck
CoatQuote turns a job walk into an itemized, professional coating quote before the contractor is back in the truck — surface prep, primer, f…
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Pixelateme: Privacy Tool by Day, Pixel Art Machine by Night
A free, no-signup tool that either hides faces for privacy or turns any photo into retro pixel art — and nothing ever leaves your browser ei…
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Sign Forge Studio: Wrap a Whole Van Without Touching a Single Sheet of Vinyl
Design 3D vehicle wraps, mock up storefront signage on real photos, estimate vinyl by the square foot, and get it e-signed — all before anyo…
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Signs613: The One Business in This List You Can Actually Drive Past
Everything else in this network lives in a browser tab. Signs613 makes yard signs, banners and storefront signage you can touch, in Bellevil…
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Silicon Pirates: Build. Break. Defend. Repeat Until It Stops Breaking.
A homelab rack simulator where power, networking and storage behave like real infrastructure — because someone here has actually lost a ZFS …
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Inside the Rack Simulator: DHCP Faults, Thermal Profiles, and a Marketplace That Remembers Everything
The live, playable build of Silicon Pirates: wire real power and network topology, trade items with a permanent ownership history, and nothi…
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SiteSentry: Because 'A Client Told Me My Site Was Down' Should Never Happen Again
Automated SSL, security header, SEO and broken-link checks on every site you manage — with an email alert before your client notices, not af…
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UtubeMP3: Turning 1,000+ Sites' Worth of Video Into Audio, Since Before It Was Complicated
Free video-to-MP3 conversion from YouTube, TikTok, SoundCloud, Instagram and over a thousand other sites — no signup, no app, just a link an…
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Ringtone Revolution: Because Every iPhone Deserves Better Than the Default Marimba
Turn any song into a custom ringtone in seconds — trim on a waveform, add fade and bass, export as MP3 or iPhone M4R. Free, no signup.
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Vision Mapr: Mind Mapping Without the Freemium Guilt Trip
Free mind mapping with zero feature limits behind a paywall — double-click to add a node, auto-arrange the mess, export a finished map as an…
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WarrantyLoop: The Contractor's Follow-Up Email That Never Forgets, Never Gets Tired, Never Gives Up
One follow-up email registers 22% of warranties. Three gets 61%. WarrantyLoop sends all three automatically, then keeps reminding customers …
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Your Girlfriend Experience: An AI Companion That Lives in Your Inbox, Not an App
A disclosed, SFW AI companion who emails you first, remembers what you told her, and never asks you to download anything. $5/month, cancel a…
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