We debug in the dark
and ship in the light.
Declined Studios is a one-person workshop: browser games, self-hosted tools and a homelab that keeps getting rebuilt. Everything here is something we actually shipped — and the posts explain exactly how, including the parts that went wrong.
Your homelab, in 3D. Free in your browser.
Rack servers, wire power and network, open every machine at the workbench and keep it all online. Silicon Pirates Beta 3 is out now.
The Network
Everything we run, in one place
14 live properties — tools people use daily, games you can play in a browser, and a real sign business — plus one very direct way to hire the person who builds them all.
Web builds, small games, homelab & server work — request a quote, pay when you approve.
Get started →YouTube & SoundCloud to MP3. Free, no adware, no pop-ups.
Visit site →Turn any song into a custom ringtone — MP3 or iPhone M4R.
Visit site →Send files phone to phone — over Wi-Fi, QR video or sound. No app, no cloud, no account.
Visit site →Pixelate photos and hide faces — 100% in your browser.
Visit site →Free online mind mapping. Create, connect, save your ideas.
Visit site →Build. Break. Defend. A free 3D homelab simulator where power, networking and storage behave like real infrastructure. Beta 3 is live.
Visit site →Play Beta 3 free in your browser: rack servers, wire power and network, keep your lab online.
Visit site →Custom signs made to get noticed — Belleville, Kingston, Napanee.
Visit site →Local buy & sell classifieds for Kingston, Belleville, Trenton & the Quinte region.
Visit site →Vehicle wrap design & sign shop software. Design, mockup, produce.
Visit site →Automated site health & SEO monitoring — SSL, security headers, broken links.
Visit site →Itemized quoting software for epoxy & concrete coating contractors.
Visit site →Automatic warranty registration follow-up & maintenance reminders.
Visit site →An AI companion who writes first — email or live chat, always disclosed as AI.
Visit site →Devlogs
Notes from the workbench
Build logs, teardowns and post-mortems — Proxmox clusters, GPU/AI nodes, Unity WebGL games and the tools that came out of them.
Silicon Pirates Beta 3 Is Live: A Free 3D Homelab Simulator for Your Browser
Silicon Pirates Beta 3 is live: a free 3D homelab and server rack simulator in your browser. Rack servers, wire power and network,…
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Silicon Pirates Beta 3 Gameplay: Full Walkthrough Video
Three Silicon Pirates Beta 3 gameplay videos: a 50-second promo, a 56-second cut and a 3:43 walkthrough of the browser homelab rac…
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Your Girlfriend Experience: An Uncensored, Private AI Girlfriend That Writes First
Live chat or email on one memory, no filters on the conversation, photos that are always her, and a privacy model most AI girlfrie…
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Silicon Pirates in August: Work Orders, Gifts, and a Tour That Finally Teaches
55% of new sessions never placed a device. August fixed the first ten minutes, then gave you a reason to come back: work orders, g…
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Bug #9: The Mining Rig That Stopped Paying (and Why It Was Always RACK)
A player reported a crypto rig that randomly stopped paying out forever. It was three bugs holding hands: a ratchet, an uncapped c…
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I Sent a Photo Between Two Phones Using Sound (and Two Saner Methods)
Building Beam: a web page that moves files between two devices with no upload and no app — over Wi-Fi, as a stream of QR codes, or…
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Games that run in your browser
No installs, no launchers. Unity WebGL builds and simulations you can open right now.
Trivia Rush
A browser trivia system built in three days — Unity WebGL front end, PHP leaderboards and an admin panel behind it. Four builds to play: the original plus 80s, Horror and Seinfeld editions.
Play now →Silicon Pirates
A free 3D homelab simulator where power, networking, storage and services behave like the real thing. Beta 3 is live: rack it, wire it, keep it online.
Play free →What's new in Beta 3
Three rooms, machines you open at the workbench, an ISP you pay, a shared crypto market and an arcade cabinet. The launch post has the full tour.
Read the launch post →Got something that needs building?
Web builds, self-hosted tools, signage software, or a homelab that refuses to behave.
Get a quote → Or just say hi →